Scottish Police on High Alert After Audacious Sausage Roll Heist.

You're telling me a seagull just waltzed into a chip shop in Portree and swiped a sausage roll like it was starring in its own heist movie? And the police had to issue a warning? My face watching the CCTV footage would be exactly this. The sheer audacity! Keep your snacks close, folks, these gulls mean business.

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