Oasis Hall of Fame Induction is Pure Merch Bait

I'll be honest, seeing Oasis, Wu-Tang, and Phil Collins all get the Hall of Fame nod the same year their catalogs are being shopped for billions is a little too perfect. It’s not about the music anymore; it's a six-month rehabilitation arc designed to justify those absurd reunion ticket prices. I’ve lived the cycle where attention masquerades as legacy, and right now, the Rock Hall is just a high-end gift shop for legacy tours. If you don't think this was coordinated with a merch drop, you haven't been paying attention to how the machine actually grinds.

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