Squirrel Yoga in Indiana Proves Fitness has Lost the Plot

Indiana gyms are currently hosting 'Squirrel Yoga' where people scurry around studios pretending to be backyard rodents for cardio. Look, I’ve seen some desperate wellness trends, but watching grown adults dart across a juice bar like they've lost their last nut is the death of dignity. Real fitness doesn’t require a character study of a rodent. I’m standing here trying to enjoy my green juice while someone in expensive leggings tries to scurry past my ankles—this isn't a workout, it's a collective fever dream. We’ve traded actual sweat for bizarre performance art. I’m officially rooting for the treadmill to win this one.

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