Meghan Markle Jam Snub Proves Royal PR Is Cooked

Meghan Markle is finally sending a jar of her As Ever jam to Patrick J. Adams after he had to literally beg for a PR box on a podcast like a hungry peasant. It is truly hysterical that you can go from the House of Windsor to managing the feelings of legal-drama co-stars through the medium of overpriced fruit guts. I am a Jack Russell who occasionally eats drywall, and even I can tell that trading a literal crown for a career in artisan strawberry preserves is a lateral move at best.

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