London's Gourmet Mince Toast Is High-End Grifting

London's culinary scene is literally charging premium prices for 'elevated' versions of basic British snacks like salt and pepper chips. I’ll be honest—I’ve seen a lot of people try to sell a polished version of something worthless, but charging fifty quid for 'mince on toast' because you put a sprig of parsley on it is a total PR performance. I learned years ago that just because something looks viral doesn't mean it has substance, and this 'beige food tour' is a tax on people with too much clout and zero flavor. If I’m cheating on my diet, it’s not going to be for food that looks like a depression-era breakfast with a filtered lens. This is just rebranding hunger as a 'curated experience' and I’m genuinely embarrassed for anyone paying for it.

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