Cabot and Smarties Just Peak-Cinematic-Horror'd Our Snacks

Cabot Creamery and Smarties really thought they were joking with this 'Seriously Smart' powdered cheddar tablet, but they accidentally stumbled into high art. I’ve sat through four-hour arthouse films with less commitment to a bit than this. Pulverizing a premium aged cheddar into a chalky, portable disc is the kind of avant-garde body horror that makes David Cronenberg look like a Hallmark director. It’s the 'Tenet' of appetizers—confusing, unnecessary, and I’m genuinely terrified of the sound design of that first crunch. If this is the future of 'convenience,' I’m sticking to the silent film era of snacks.

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