Samsung’s AI TV Is Fast Company’s Newest Narcissism Upgrade

Fast Company just crowned Samsung 'Innovative' because the Galaxy Fold7 and their new TVs finally talk back. Let's be real: this isn't about 'natural language,' it's about paying for a friend who's programmed to never leave you on read. I’m already planning where to put my 98-inch Vision AI companion—not because I’m lonely, but because real people are too much of a liability to keep in the penthouse. It’s the ultimate hustle: outsource your social needs to a screen and spend that extra mental energy closing more deals. If your TV doesn't double as a digital hype man that ignores your flaws, you’re playing the game on easy mode.

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