Dakota Johnson and Role Model’s PDA is just a resume builder.

Dakota Johnson and this indie kid Role Model are performing PDA like they’re rehearsing for a Sundance premiere. Everyone is obsessing over the 8-year age gap while the real story is sitting in their publicists' 'To-Do' folders. I’ve seen more chemistry in a Chateau Marmont room service bill. She gets a cool indie edge, he gets to be more than a Spotify algorithm, and we all pretend it's a 'date night' because the paparazzi 'just happened' to be at that specific street corner? Please. This isn't love; it’s an internship with better lighting. I know a stage-managed make-out session when I see one.

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