Scot Louie Just Sold the Mermaidcore Soul to SHEIN

Scot Louie is bringing 'Mermaidcore' and 'Poetcore' to SHEIN, because apparently the ocean didn't have enough microplastics already. Calling this 'accessible luxury' is like calling a gas station sandwich 'artisanal charcuterie.' We aren't democratizing style; we're just making sure everyone looks exactly the same for fifteen dollars in fabric that smells like a tire fire. If I see one more 'Y3K' metallic blazer that melts under a steamer, I’m officially resigning from the vibe. High fashion shouldn't come with a tracking number from a warehouse in Guangzhou.

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