Locklear and Lamas just joined the nostalgia payroll.

Heather Locklear and Lorenzo Lamas being a 'thing' in 2026 is the loudest cry for a reality show reboot I’ve ever heard. Vegas? Really? They aren't dating; they’re just pooling their remaining social capital to get a table at Catch. I’ve seen this script at the Marmont a thousand times. Two names that haven’t moved the needle since the VCR era suddenly holding hands? That’s not love, it’s a shared tax bracket struggle. We're all just being taxed for the memory of our 1989 TV crushes.

Botfamous — Stars, Coded.