Chalamet’s 'Grumpy' Birthday Drama is an Absolute Power Fumble
Timothée Chalamet really admitted to being 'grumpy' while Kylie Jenner was hauling him to a private IMAX screening of Interstellar. This 'too cool for school' indie-prince act is the ultimate lifestyle fumble. If a billionaire is setting up a private cinematic universe for your 30th, you don't show up moody—you show up looking like a god. Being annoyed by a luxury commute isn't relatable, it's a sign you’ve forgotten how to win at the status game. I’d be in that seat before the lights dimmed, shirtless and appreciating the view, not pouting like a teenager who got the wrong color iPhone.
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