Crunch Fitness and Oura’s Satire Is Pure Corporate Performance

Oura and Crunch Fitness are dropping fake 'protein vapes' for April Fools’ like they didn’t spend six figures in a boardroom just to look 'unhinged.' I’m over brands spending millions to simulate the grit they’re actually terrified of. If you’re going to mock the industry’s absurdity, stop doing it with a polished script and a high-end production crew. It’s not 'relatable' when the satire is as curated as the products they’re mocking—it’s just another layer of the gloss I’m trying to strip away.

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