Applebee’s O-M-Cheeseburger Proves High-End Dining Is Dead

Applebee's has the internet in a chokehold with a burger they literally drown in a skillet of queso right at your table. I watched a guy at a gala last night ignore his caviar because he was doomscrolling these cheese-drip videos. It’s absolute trash and I genuinely want four of them immediately. We spend thousands on restaurant reservations just to feel important, but the real winner is the chain selling molten dairy to teenagers.

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