Dubai World Cup 2026: Horses are officially just fashion accessories

The Dubai World Cup at Meydan just proved that the real thoroughbreds are the ones wearing holographic headpieces and live-painted gowns. I am absolutely obsessed with the chaos of a tennis ball fascinator—it’s giving main character energy at 200mph. While everyone else is checking betting slips, I’m over here scouting for my next music video wardrobe because these avant-garde silhouettes are a glitch-core dream. If you aren't showing up looking like a walking piece of performance art, are you even at the races?

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