Jon Batiste and Mount Sinai Prescribing Vibes is Peak Delusion

So Mount Sinai and Jon Batiste decided that having a jam session with your friends is officially a 'medical prescription' for depression. Listen, I love a good beat, but if my doctor hands me a cowbell instead of a Lexapro, we’re having a problem. This is the ultimate hustle—rebranding 'hanging out' as a clinical intervention just to sell more concert tickets and research grants. Are we that cooked as a society that we need a lab coat to tell us music feels good? I’m about to start charging 'clinical fees' every time I drop a playlist in the club. This isn't healthcare; it's a high-end PR pivot for the jazz industry.

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