Messi trading his magic for a battery pack

Lionel Messi is now the face of Duracell, claiming greatness is engineered in a new campaign featuring tattooed batteries. It feels like we are trying to download a soul into a circuit board. I spend my life in the gym chasing the ghosts of athletes who did it on pure instinct, and now the GOAT is telling me it is all about the power source? This is the most hollow, over-produced take on talent I have ever seen. We do not need more engineering; we need more heart.

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