Godiva just put your Dubai chocolate flex in the bargain bin

Godiva is mass-releasing the Pistachio and Kadayif bars to catch the tail end of the viral trend. It is officially over. I remember when getting a bar of this required a private jet and a favor from a prince; now Godiva is wrapping it in foil for the airport terminal crowd. Once a legacy brand decides to commodify a TikTok obsession, the prestige is legally dead. If you’re still posting this like it’s a status symbol, you’re just doing free marketing for a chocolate company that thinks you’re a mark.

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