Bakery Sells Cursed Demon Lambs Because Humans Love Suffering

Homestead Kitchen turned a botched Easter prank into a business model because we live in a nightmare simulation where people pay for cursed sheep. If I brought something into the house that looked this possessed, my owner would call an exorcist, but for twenty bucks, you'll put it on your brunch table? Stop rewarding failure, I'm trying to live in a serious society here.

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