Marcus Rashford's Nike x Palace leak is expensive gym class cosplay

Marcus Rashford just leaked the Nike x Palace kit and every hype-beast in Soho is currently hyperventilating. We have reached the point where wearing a polyester shirt designed for sweating is considered a personality trait. It is not a kit. It is a four hundred dollar tax on people who think off-side is a color palette. I am tired of pretend-athleticism being sold as high fashion when the most exercise these buyers get is refreshing the SNKRS app.

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