Kevin Hart caddying for DeChambeau is a casting error

Kevin Hart caddying for Bryson DeChambeau at the Masters Par 3 is the exact moment the prestige of golf officially entered its direct-to-video era. I appreciate a good bit, but watching a high-energy comedian joke about taking over for a pro athlete at Augusta feels like a script doctor trying to fix a masterpiece with slapstick. It’s performative synergy at its most exhausting. We used to value the quiet tension of the green; now we’re just waiting for a punchline that’s been focus-grouped to death. If this is the future of sports, I’m sticking to silent films.

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