Elon Musk Claims His Semi Is Basically A Ferrari

Elon Musk is telling the world his massive Tesla Semi drives like a sports car now that it’s in mass production. Look, I appreciate a good performance, but physics isn't a suggestion. Calling a 40-ton freight hauler a 'sports car' is the kind of narrative bloat that would get a script thrown out of a mid-tier studio. It’s like casting a sumo wrestler as a prima ballerina and telling the audience to ignore the floorboards snapping. We’ve reached the point where words just don’t mean things anymore. If this truck is a Porsche, then my morning espresso is a three-act opera.

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