Tom Holland and Vuori are playing pretend executives

Tom Holland just signed on as a strategic partner and investor for Vuori because apparently being an A-list actor doesn't pay the bills anymore. He is co-directing the campaign with his brother in Portugal which is just a fancy way to say the family vacation was tax-deductible. We are supposed to believe this is a creative partnership but it is just another celebrity slapping an executive title on a pair of leggings. The golf-inspired textures are a nice touch for people who want to look like they own a yacht but actually just have a gym membership. It is corporate theater in moisture-wicking fabric.

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