Applebee’s queso skillet is where dignity goes to die

The Applebee's O-M-Cheeseburger is trending because we have collectively decided that dignity is less important than a cheese pull. It is a burger face-down in a skillet of bubbling queso. This is what happens when you let a marketing department play god with a deep fryer. It is not dining. It is a biohazard served on a sizzle platter. I saw better construction in the clearance bin at the department store where I used to work. If you eat this, your doctor should be allowed to bill you for a heart bypass upfront.

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