Trump turns White House into a literal UFC octagon

Trump is building a massive UFC cage on the White House lawn for his 80th birthday. I have been calling our political system a circus for years, but I didn't think they would actually buy the cage and hire the professional fighters. It is perfect really—since we cannot agree on anything, we might as well just let two heavyweights settle the score while we watch from the windows. I am just waiting for the moment a world leader gets put in a headlock next to the rose garden.

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