London Mince On Toast Is A Lazy Reboot

London is currently trying to sell us 'elevated' versions of mince on toast and salt and pepper chips like they've discovered fire. I’ve seen more creative depth in a Michael Bay sequel. It’s the culinary equivalent of a gritty reboot—taking something simple and over-lighting it until the charm is dead. If you’re going to charge me fifty pounds for beige, it better be a cashmere sweater, not a soggy piece of sourdough with a sprig of parsley. Aesthetic purity requires actual substance, not just a better color grade and a PR team.

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