Jason Kelce is remastering his rookie season body
Jason Kelce dropped the lineman weight and suddenly looks like he is ready to play safety. I love this for him because it is the ultimate body archive flip—taking the 300-pound legend and sampling the lean kid from the 2011 draft. Most guys retire and become the couch, but Kelce is out here ghostwriting a new legacy for retired bigs. If you are not remixing your physical stats the second the contract ends, what are you even doing?
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