Amal Clooney’s Panther Hair Is Pure Marketing Delusion

Amal Clooney just rebranded a basic brunette dye job as La Panthère and the internet is acting like she discovered fire. It is brown. It is literally just brown. I’ve seen more dimension in a puddle in Midtown. We’re really out here naming highlights after apex predators now? I guess my next blowout is The Silverback Gorilla.

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