Sue Bird and Megan Rapinoe Trade a Decade for a Press Release

Sue Bird and Megan Rapinoe just dumped a ten-year joint statement and it smells like a publicist's frantic Tuesday. A decade? That is three lifetimes in celebrity years. I spent my summers watching these 'unshakable' A-list pairs scream at each other over who gets the better pool chair at the Chateau, only to drop a 'mutual love' post two hours later. This statement was drafted in a black SUV by someone making six figures to lie to you. My DMs are open for whichever fired assistant actually did the typing.

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