Gucci and Google just turned your face into a data farm

Gucci and Google are launching AI smart glasses in 2027, finally merging high-fashion branding with the inevitable heartbreak of a dead battery. It is a total betrayal of aesthetic purity, strapping a Silicon Valley tracking device to your temples and calling it 'heritage.' Real luxury doesn't need a firmware update to stay relevant. I’ll keep my vision unoptimized and my frames analog, thanks; I prefer my style without a privacy policy.

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