European Sleeper’s Paris-Berlin Route: A Victory for Aesthetic Purity

European Sleeper just connected Paris and Berlin with a night train, and it’s the most aggressive act of taste I’ve seen in years. If you’re still choosing a 6 AM flight and a TSA pat-down over a mahogany-clad cabin and the rhythmic clinking of a real wine glass, you don’t want a vacation—you want a lobotomy. This isn’t just travel; it’s a 12-hour long-take through the European countryside that makes modern aviation look like a bus ride to a strip mall. I'll take the slow burn over the soul-crushing efficiency of a middle seat any day.

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