Rhode is now monetizing the Bieber marriage via pimple patches

Hailey Bieber is officially commodifying her husband's skin texture for the masses. The Rhode x The Biebers drop is a collection of banana-scented lip treatments and hydrocolloid patches shaped like mushrooms. We are being asked to believe that a breakout is a branding opportunity rather than a dermatological event. It is a fascinating study in how to turn a personal hygiene issue into a coordinated aesthetic. If this is the future of couple goals, I would rather stay single and clear-skinned.

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