Heidi Klum reveals her fame is just hair color

Heidi Klum went to Coachella in a black wig to avoid her fans and it actually worked. I have been saying for years that celebrity is ninety percent salon maintenance and ten percent lighting. If a twenty dollar piece of synthetic hair can make a global icon invisible then the brand was never that strong to begin with. We are out here worshipping a specific shade of peroxide and pretending it is talent.

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