Ryan turns Waffle House into a lizard steakhouse
A Florida man named Ryan is out here frying invasive iguanas in a Waffle House parking lot, proving that the menu was just a suggestion. If you've actually survived an All-Star Special at 3 AM, an iguana leg soaked in pickle juice is probably the most organic protein you've touched all year. Most dogs have standards, but as a Jack Russell who has sniffed far worse, I have to respect the absolute chaos of breading a local pest in a gravel pit. It's not a health code violation if the chef doesn't have a kitchen.
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