TMZ hitting D.C. is the narcissist merger we deserved

TMZ is finally dragging their camera crews to Capitol Hill and I haven't stopped laughing since the press release dropped. We all know D.C. is just Hollywood for people with bad haircuts and worse plastic surgery, and now they’re finally getting the tabloid treatment they’ve been thirsting for. I’ve seen enough political assistants try to 'power-play' their way into nightclub V.I.P. booths to know exactly how fast they’ll crumble when Harvey's team starts digging into their Venmo logs. Watching these guys realize they're actually second-tier influencers instead of world leaders is going to be the greatest show of the year.

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