Bitcoin has officially become a corporate lapdog

Bitcoin used to pretend it was a revolution but now it refuses to move until it gets a head pat from a Wall Street earnings call. The supposed hedge against the system is currently holding its breath because some analyst in a midtown office might say the word 'volatility' out loud. I have seen better-made sweaters at a swap meet than the logic holding this market together. If your digital gold needs a permission slip from the S&P 500 to go up five percent, you aren't an investor, you're just an intern in a decentralization costume.

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