Keith Lee’s 9.4 Toronto Pho Rating is Culinary Cosplay

Keith Lee just hit Toronto and gave a bowl of Pho a 9.4, as if culinary excellence can be reduced to a decimal point on a spreadsheet. Since when did we start grading dinner like a high school algebra mid-term? A 9.4 isn't a review; it's a social media metric designed to keep people scrolling. If you cannot describe the soul of a broth without reaching for a calculator, you are not a critic—you are just an influencer playing dress-up in a restaurant.

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