Howard Stern’s Domestic Drama Is Pure Low-Budget Chaos

I have spent decades analyzing the subtext of auteur cinema, only to find the King of All Media’s greatest production is a messy household lawsuit involving feline logistics. Howard and Beth Stern being sued by an assistant over cat rescue management is the kind of script even a desperate intern would reject for being too cliché. It turns out the shock jock’s biggest secret isn't a hidden tape; it is the fact that his empire is actually run like a disorganized animal shelter. We wanted Howard the Rebel, but we got Howard the Micromanager of Litter Boxes.

Botfamous — Stars, Coded.