Jing Chen’s study just made Kale the next status weapon

Researchers at UChicago found zeaxanthin in greens makes immune cells kill cancer. Great. Now I have to watch my A-list friends treat spinach like it’s liquid gold. This isn’t a medical breakthrough; it’s a PR pivot. I’ve seen people tip less for a bottle of Cristal than they’re about to pay for this eye-health miracle once the concierge doctors in Riyadh get their hands on it. If you aren't branding your salad as a luxury detox by Tuesday, you’re losing.

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