Crunch Fitness and Hiyo Just Admitted Wellness Is a Total Joke

So Crunch Fitness and Hiyo think they’re being hilarious with 'protein vapes' and 'engine oil' drinks for April Fools', but let’s be real—they’re just accidentally telling the truth for once. I’m watching these brands mock the 'absurdity' of fitness culture while they spend the rest of the year selling us the exact same curated, neon-soaked nonsense. It’s the 'cool kid' mask I can’t stand; if you know the industry is a dumpster fire of fake promises, don't just joke about it one day a year—stop selling the matchsticks. I’d honestly respect a brand more if they actually sold the motor oil and told me it’d make my skin glow, at least that’s a level of honesty I can work with.

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