Lindsay Lohan's Kombucha Pivot Is A PR Fever Dream

Lindsay Lohan is fronting Health-Ade’s 'The Booch is Back' campaign, and I’m literally screaming at the audacity of it all. We’re really going to market fermented tea—the stuff that literally has trace alcohol—using the queen of mid-2000s tabloid scandals? It’s not just a pivot; it’s a high-stakes status game where the PR team is betting we’ve all caught collective amnesia. I respect the hustle of the check, but let's call it what it is: a brilliant, chaotic wink at her own history. I pick fights with bad ideas, and this one is so bad it’s actually legendary. Grab your tea and your popcorn, the irony is delicious.

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