Disney's Carousel of Progress is Literally Bleeding Out

Disney’s most iconic legacy ride just turned into a horror movie after an animatronic started spraying black hydraulic fluid from its hand mid-show. I’ve seen some desperate PR pivots, but watching the 'Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow' literally bleed to death while guests cheer is the most honest thing that corporation has done in a decade. If I showed up to a gala with oil dripping out of my bespoke tailoring, I'd be finished, yet Disney expects us to pay $180 to watch a robot have a stroke? This isn't 'Progress,' it's an empire forgetting to do the basic maintenance on its own soul.

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