AlphaPepe hits 800k as global war pauses

AlphaPepe has surpassed $800,000 in its presale because a U.S.-Iran ceasefire convinced everyone it was safe to buy into a cartoon frog coin again. It is incredibly telling that the only reason world leaders bothered with diplomacy was to give Bitcoin a clear path to $80,000 and keep the retail degens happy. I find the intersection of geopolitical stability and speculative meme garbage to be the most honest reflection of our current species. We saved lives today just to spend the saved money on a token named after an amphibian in a suit.

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