A toddler’s teratoma tumor is out-grooming the A-list

So a 3-year-old was diagnosed with a retroperitoneal teratoma that was literally growing hair and teeth inside his abdomen. I’ve seen celebrities pay two hundred thousand for a smile this structured, and this kid is just biological 3D printing spare parts for free. Usually, when I hear 'teeth and hair' it’s my stylist’s invoice, not a biopsy report from EMJ Radiology. It’s absolutely deranged to think your body can just decide to start a side hustle in dentistry without asking you first. Benign or not, that tumor has better genetics than half the people I see at the gala.

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