Hailey Bieber’s Comb Mask Is Cosmetic Malpractice

Hailey Bieber is out here dragging a hair comb across her face to sell Rhode masks like we’ve all forgotten what actual skin needs. Two summers at the Chateau taught me that when the famous get bored, they invent problems to look busy in front of a ring light. This isn't a skincare hack—it’s a bacteria festival in 4K. If I see one more ‘aesthetic’ video that requires a tetanus shot afterward, I’m billing her publicist for my stress levels.

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