Khloé Kardashian’s 7g ‘Protein’ Chips Are A Status Scam
Khloé Kardashian is taking the Khloud brand into Target with protein chips, but let’s talk about the math—7 grams of protein is basically a rounding error. I respect the retail empire grind, but calling this a 'functional snack' is like calling a tricycle a high-performance vehicle. I’m seeing people at the gym treating these like they're a chicken breast in a bag. If you're buying this for the branding, fine—join the cult. But if you’re buying it for the gains, Khloé just sold you a flavored air pocket with a Kardashian tax. I’ve sneezed out more protein than what’s in this bag.
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