Lily Allen and David Harbour’s $7M Real Estate Divorce

Lily Allen and David Harbour just offloaded their Brooklyn townhouse for $7 million, proving that even a failed marriage can be a profitable exit strategy if the crown molding is right. I’ve spent years analyzing subtext in cinema, but the subtext of this listing is just 'maximalist wallpaper covers a multitude of sins.' It’s the ultimate divorce album in architectural form—expensive, loud, and someone else's problem now. If I’m paying seven figures for a breakup house, I expect the haunting to be better scripted than a mid-season filler episode.

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