Trump asks Japan why Pearl Harbor was a surprise
Trump really asked the Japanese PM why they didn't give us a heads-up on Pearl Harbor to justify his own lack of military transparency. I’ve seen some bold moves in the writers' room, but asking your opponent why they didn't ruin their own surprise party is a special kind of unhinged. This is a social faux pas so massive I want to roll in it like it's a dead bird.
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