TMZ invading Capitol Hill is the aesthetic reset DC needs

TMZ just launched a dedicated team to stalk the halls of Congress and I have never been more optimistic about the future of this country. For years, these people have been hiding behind boring press releases while wearing ill-fitting polyester blends that should be illegal. Now, they have to face the Harvey Levin treatment. I want the grainy footage of a committee chair leaving a steakhouse at 2 AM looking like a disaster. If you are going to ruin the economy, the least you can do is look camera-ready while doing it. This is the only brand deal Washington actually deserves.

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