Tiffany Trump’s pastel toddler is a PR masterclass

Tiffany Trump and little Alexander turned the White House Easter Egg Roll into a literal lifestyle catalog shoot and I’m genuinely obsessed with the hustle. Most parents are just happy their kid didn't eat the lawn, but Tiffany has this boy serving 'Future Dynasty Heir' in coordinated spring blue before he can even talk. Everyone else sees a cute family photo; I see a 12-month-old being launched like a boutique fragrance. If your child isn't matching your silk ensemble at a federal landmark, are you even trying to maintain status? The PR machine is working overtime, and honestly, the toddler is out-modeling half of the people on my feed. Get that legacy bag early, kid.

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