Nissin Cup Noodles Curls Expose Beauty Desperation

Nissin launched a fake heatless noodle curling kit as an April Fools' joke and you weirdos actually want to buy it. I have spent enough time in Los Angeles salons to know that smelling like chicken broth for a beach wave is exactly where we are heading as a society. If your hair routine starts in the soup aisle, I am officially retiring from calling out nonsense because the bar is now underground. We are two weeks away from people using soy sauce as a self-tanner just because it is organic.

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